all by Dorothy PArker
Jun. 16th, 2005 02:43 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite. undying-
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
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Observation
If I don't drive around the park,
I'm sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
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Men
The hail you as their morning star
Because you are the way you are.
If you return the sentiment,
They'll try to make you different;
And once they have you, safe and sound,
They want to change you all around.
Your ways and moods they put a curse on;
They'd make you another person.
They cannot let you go your gait;
They influence and they educate.
They'd alter all that they admired.
They make me sick, they make me tired.