[identity profile] epicstarshine.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] greatpoetry
An Ode to Spot
by Lt. Cmdr. Data

Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadroped ,carnivorous by nature.
Your visual ,olfactory , and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
Atail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents:
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance;
And when not being utilitized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh Spot , the complex level s of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient , Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

Date: 2003-10-04 11:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mylastsuicide.livejournal.com
lol...that is so cute, and funny because Data gets so technical. I think I remember that from back in the day when I used to watch star trek every night with the family.

Date: 2003-10-04 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-myst341.livejournal.com
Funny! I vaguely remember that episode now. :)

Re: X3

Date: 2003-10-04 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-myst341.livejournal.com
::salute:: Yes, may-am! :Þ

I love Star Trek; loved Data; love cats. I put this post in my Memories. :)
From: [identity profile] tangerinpenguin.livejournal.com
Both when Data originally read it, and more so in a later episode when Riker read it, they read it as if there was a comma after Felis Catis and a question mark after nature (i.e. as though asking Mr. Catis if his nomenclature, a quadroped, was feeling carnivorous today) and that always bugged me because I could clearly imagine the episode's writer somewhere sobbing quietly every time :-)

Date: 2003-10-04 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] evil-owl.livejournal.com
hehe! good choice. :)

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