Who was the Naughty Girl?

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Who was the naughty girl I saw combing her hair with a bluebell

Who was the naughty girl I saw paying her fare with a seashell

Who was the naughty girl I saw sawing the seesaw in two

Who reported Dr Barnardo to the NSPCC

Peter Scott to the RSPB

Who sent the Pope a Playboy key, Jack Ruby a get-well card

The Elephant Man a Valentine card, Pontius Pilate a Xmas card

The Boston Strangler a calling card

Who was the naughty girl who passed Lot the salt

Who went to lunch with William Burroughs, naked

Who fed foie gras to the geese

Who helped the blindman into the ladies

Who snitched on Guy Fawkes

Who switched on Caryl Chessman

Who knitted socks for the Viet Cong

Who was the naughty girl

who put L.S.D. in my Horlicks

Evostick in my contact lenses

Chloroform in my handkerchief

Pig's liver in my pockets

Ants in my gants

Who was the naughty girl?

Why, you.

Comments

[delia-deville.livejournal.com]

That's funny. I'll have to look up someo of those missed references.