If I Were In Charge of the World - Judith Viorst

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If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel oatmeal,
Monday mornings,
Allergy shots, and also Sara Steinberg.

If I were in charge of the world
There'd be brighter nights lights,
Healthier hamsters, and
Basketball baskets forty eight inches lower.

If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn't have lonely.
You wouldn't have clean.
You wouldn't have bedtimes.
Or "Don't punch your sister."
You wouldn't even have sisters.

If I were in charge of the world
A chocolate sundae with whipped cream and nuts would be a vegetable
All 007 movies would be G,
And a person who sometimes forgot to brush,
And sometimes forgot to flush,
Would still be allowed to be
In charge of the world.

Comments

[madamevoilanska.livejournal.com]

Ha, I like this. I also like oatmeal and would be sad if it were cancelled. ;)

[agata.livejournal.com]

I like it too, I feel all nice and warm inside now. :P

[moonlitcirce.livejournal.com]

I remember loving this poem as a child. Thanks for posting it:)

[ghostsandlovers.livejournal.com]

"Healthier hamsters" is just adorable.