Dialogue of Soul & Stone

[threeandnine.livejournal.com]

I was talking to a rock
and I said, "Stone"--
I talk to them like that--I said,
"what makes people feel extraneous?"

To which the rock in its own idiom
replied, "Extraneous's ass!
You think you got it bad.
Try igneous extrusion.
Try a little freeze and thaw.
Try glaciation.
Stand out in the weather for ten thousand years.
We'll talk extraneous."

One thing about rocks:
they cut you half an inch of slack
but never. That's why guys like me
idealize them. I said, "Sage"--
I laid it on a little thick,
this rock I'm talking to,
it's not much bigger than a Chiclet,
but I don't want to give offense--
so I said, "Sage, what
should the human species do?"

To which the rock said nothing,
but he got that look. You know:
they're thinking to themselves,
"Drop dead."

--Brooks Haxton

Comments

[enough-rope.livejournal.com]

:)

[aporue.livejournal.com]

good one.
<3

[dferahgo.livejournal.com]

That was great! *grins*

[demon151.livejournal.com]

Wonderful!

Thanks